Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Satudday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales.

I'm in the posh new BBC studio__ in London. It's all glass, and people are __ __ __ and, uh ... it's amazing. It's an amazing place. It's got new ... new ... uh ... super seats, so, I'm comfortable, I'm warm ... it's got a light __here now, it's all happening. / いたれりつくせりだ。 / Rob Deering, / Hello, / friend ... friend, comedian, superstar, is with me in the co-host hot seat. / Yeah. Hi. / Hi, mate. ... I was expecting more from you there. I'll level with you. / もっと元気な返しがあると思ったが ... まあいいや。お前に合わせるよ。/ I'm with you __ the whole, kinda, fish bowl thing. It's quite exciting here. / It is quite exciting. We __ normally ... normally, when you get __ when you do the show remotely, uh, / BBC Radio Wales / we did it last / yeah / wardrobe / in a wardrobe / normally __ __ __ __ tight little place / あれはタンスの中でやっているようなものだな。/ this is wonderful / wonderful. It's all glass and mirrors, and it's massive, and ... hey, tax-payers money well-spent, I'd say. / これが税金の正しい使われ方ってもんだ。 / if you press __ right botton / I reckon we can / get this to lift off. / きっと、そのへんのボタンを押したら椅子ごと脱出できるよ。/ amazing / although we haven't got s__ / or a waste-paper basket / or a waste-paper basket. and ... we ... I just blew my nose, and then asked somebody where the bin was, and, apparently, it's a ... it's a five-minute walk. / ただ、ゴミ箱がない。今、鼻をかんだのだが、ゴミ箱は徒歩５分の彼方にあるとのこと。/ It's a five-minute walk if I blow my nose. / 鼻をかんだら歩かなきゃならない。/ We are also not allowed to have ... we've been told off ... / それに規律がうるさい。 / seeing Radio Wales / on the ... on the desk / radio, / radio desk / all the buttons and headphone jacks / have a full buffet / off / you could have ... you could have ... you could have a full all-you-can-eat buffet / on the desk. You are allowed / in the past / cooking bacon / I've seen people rolling pastry flour / ウェールズのスタジオでは調整卓の上で飲み食いすることが許されている。たまに、立食パーティーみたいに料理が載せられることもある。卓の上でベーコンを焼いたり、パン生地をこねたりするやつもいる。ここロンドンでは、スタジオ内ではコーヒーをすすることも許されない。/ here, you / even / hot drink / desk / Robert D__ came in / very kindly bought me a hod drink from the kitchen area, five minutes walk away / and then / told off / coffee near all the equipmennt / floor / also a safety rig / boiling water tap, which took me ten minutes to decode. / 給湯口に安全装置が付いてて、その解除方法の解明に10分かかった。 / drink my coffee on the floor. So, every now and again, I'm gonna have do this. ... / 機器の周りでコーヒーを飲むなだって。床に置けだって。だからトーク中にコーヒーをすするとすごく間が空くんだ。 こんなふうに ... / do it again. I'll fill / もう一回やってよ。間をもたせてみるから。 / I've got / put it back down. / Oh yeah. / "Rhod will return shortly." ... there he is. ....... Oh, it took too long. / ドンツクチャッチャドッドッドチチチ ... ロッドはただいまコーヒーをすすっておりますので、少々お待ちください。... お待たせしました ... あれ？ / That is how long it takes for me to sip a coffee. It's too long. / 床に置いてあるコーヒーをすすってまた床に置いて起き上がってトークに復帰するのにこれだけかかるんだ。/ on Radio Wales / Rhod / between "Rhod" and "Gilbert" / a little sip. / ウェールズでだったら、「皆さんこんにちは。ロッド ... ずずーっ ... ギルバートです。」こんなもんだ。一瞬ですすれる。 / Here, you can't do it. It takes ages. I think __ should knock the whole building down and start again / they haven't thought about / presenter / needs / presenter out / some bacon / こんなビルはぶっ壊して建て直せ。中で働く人間のことを考えてない。

Looking at the news today / Do you wanna hear this one? / Oh, hang on a minute / go / first / simple / express / snow / for three years / 三年ぶりの大雪のおそれあり / know / apparently __ __ snow coming / you know / start__ in the north. / Huh. It happens in north, is it? / Yeah. But it might get __ ... might get to Wales. / ウェールズまで来るかもよ / in London. / Yeah, I know, but ... / I don't care about that. / 我々はロンドンにいるんだから問題ない。 / ウェールズにいる君のリスナーのことを考えて言ってるんだよ。 / Oh, I see / mate, never make that mistake. / そんなことは二度と考えるな。/ Yeah. Listeners, shmishners. / そうだね。リスナーなんかどうなったっていいね。 / It's not ... it's not that. We haven't got any / そこまでは言ってない。ただ、心配するほどリスナーがいないんだ。 / take them into account / いれば心配するとこだけど / you know / last, uh ... last / snowed / last week ... or whenever? / こないだ雪が降ったときに何をしたかというと ... / I'll have a guess. / 当ててやろう。 / Go on. / どうぞ。 / Was it a snowman? / 雪だるまを作ったんだろ / it was a snow, uh ... figure. It wasn't "man". / / Huh. You are so 2013. / Check it. / Aren't you? A snow figure? Is that becaue, in your house, you say, "Kids, __ sexist ... you know __ shouldn't be ... uh ... shouldn't say "postman" / Royal Mail employee / そうじゃなくて ... / one male, one female / ２つ作ったんだ。１つは男で、１つは女。/ l__ characters / 児童文学に登場するキャラクターだよ。 / you made ... / too / 'cause / snowing / wait a minute / and saying / made a snowman, which should be fine / if we did have any listeners / もし仮にリスナーがいたとしたら / you're saying you made two snow figures / yeah / one male, one female / get out / ... 帰れ。/ Get out. / 出てけ。 / Thanks for everything. / いろいろお世話になりました / we don't / OK. Bye. / this is Radio Wales / snow / a pair snow Moomins / 雪でムーミンを作ったんだよ。男女ペアの。 / books / quite / I've never seen or read them / Finland / like / you've got kids / these / on / people / but I think / well because, you know / I live in / did not get kicked in, ... / 雪ムーミンはキックされなかったからうれしかった。 / ... which / nice change / Moomin thing / people pause / are you saying / extra difference and respect / やはり世間はムーミンをリスペクトしているのだろうか。/ generally, if you make a snowman / ticking clock till / kicked to pieces / 普通、雪だるまを作ると、近所の悪ガキにキックされてつぶされるのは時間の問題でしょ？ / look at my snowman / too late / kicked to pieces / it's not a race ... it's not a race / thaw / 溶けるまで時間の問題、じゃないんだ？ / it's not a race / lasted until / melted completely / I've never seen that before in London / God. I'll tell you what. You ... you are not painting / pretty picture / they have / out / eyes / snowman's eyes / someone __ __ __ his eyes / pebbles off his cardian / __ off his face / can I just point out? I lived in H__ / a very nice place / I didn't ... I never b ... I never built a snowman or snow Moomin / literally ... snow ... / Scandinavian literally character / I'm gonna do ... do a / I thought, maybe you built / one of the characters from, uh ... J__ __, or / what's / with the jumper / the woman with the dragon tatoo / main lead guy in that? / woman / you could do the girl / you would never do a woman / that has be a man / That has be a man, mate / enough / killing __ __ jumper / Anyway, / talking / about / weather / the good thing / so you / use / jumpers / snow on the way. That's the point. / Yeah. / Right. / __ take it easy__ / Daily Express / snow on the way. So, wrap up warm and be careful. / あったかくして、十分気をつけるように。 / 48 hours of snow hell / 48 hours of snow hell. ... Now there / other thing__, uh, / other non-story / could be a big story / yeah, could be a big story / J__'s out / to be seen / this one, I thought, would, probably ... __ __ sometimes on this show we have / of the week / you know / I think this one's a pretty good contender, a candidate, for non- __ news / story of the week / Go on, then. / This is, "David Beckham was given a body double for shots of his bottom / advertising / new pants / he runs / shot from behind, he's got / body double, a bottom double / new pants advert / ベッカムが出演する男性下着のコマーシャルではケツショットに吹き替えが使われる / non-new story / I am surprised by it, 'cause, you know, / part / he would have the bum__ for that / so, what you are saying this isn't a non-new story / quite surprised? / was that not really her? / she / bottom ... bum double / if / Pretty Woman, where she / you've lost me / 話が見えなくなった。 / get back to / big news at the time / get back to ... / big non-news / he's got ... you know, he's ... he's still playing football. / まだ現役のサッカー選手だし / you'd have thought that __ __ __ good bottom / だからいいケツをしていると？ / some kind of mark on it / アザとかがあるのかも。 / surely the pants __ disguise that / アザがあってもパンツで隠れるだろ。 / some / unless / in the advert / running / he just ... he couldn't help himself __ __ like a, sort of, / underwear ... underwear, sort of / I'm so excited, I'm being in the advert / every time they start / film / pull his pants down / revealing his scar / marking / ベッカムが撮影のたびに舞い上がってパンツをおろしてしまうなら別だが。 / I don't know, bite there or something / 噛み傷とかがあるのかも / What kind of bite? / ... どういう噛み傷だ？ / ... I don't know. ... I mean, I don't know. We will never know / secret / 知らないよ。ケツの吹き替えを使われては知る由もない。 / quite / fertile imagination / non / non-story now / care about that / nice bottom of his own / he's an athlete, for goodness sake. / You're right. It's not a non-story / 「どうでもいい話」だと思ったのに。おまえはびっくりしたと言う。ベッカムは自分のケツに自信があるから見せたがっているはずだ、吹き替えを使うなんてびっくりだ、と。わかったよ。オレの負けだ。これは「どうでもいい話」としては失格だ。 / forget it. / It's a big story / It's a big story. / huge seal / is this / headline? / huge seal has been put on diet after too many treats from the keeper caused / that's not a non-story / I don't want / see / petty revenge because / poo-pooed / "poo-poo" is / not / word / in this context / non-story. I / quite / how long? / depends on how big it was in the first place. I / like, a ton / never gonna survive / very nice / very good / I ... I don't ... I think / that's a lot, I think / mean / like / this guy / what treat / given him, that made him put on __ 20 stones? / Here you go. Have another __ massive fish / Twix / both of them, not just __ Onex / four-fingered kit kats. ... Here's ... that's ... that's not a bad non-story / I'm gonna top it. / この上を行くぞ。/ Hit me. / かかってこい。/ 'cause I do think / given / terrible / you're right / my attention / not so much __ non-story ... actually, it is. / it's more ... it's more, just, uh, ... you will see what I mean __ __ __ headline / on the front page / front page / I've got a feeling I saw this person just now. ... I was outside __ BBC / inside / somehow / you didn't teleport in / I arrived, got out of my taxi, and there was a crowd of ... The usual people / hang around / outside / they are A: reporters ... / Yeah, / and B: ... sort of autograph hunters / sinister / well, I got out of my taxi / my stars are obviously rising. / おや、オレも有名になったもんだな。 / __ __ load of them out there today / ファンがあんなに集まっちゃって / as I walked out of the cab towards the door / but / they flocked, about 30 of them, rushed towards the door ... but, __ the same time, two people who came out ... and ... __ __ completely unnoticed / you / hat / not a single person ... / オレの存在に気がついた人は一人もいなかった / Gilbert! / I've got a feeling / I could be wrong, I don't want this to be __ous, / feeling / Olivia N__ J__ / あれはオリビア・ニュートン・ジョンだったんじゃないかと思うんだ。 / I've got chills / I've got / feeling / the only reason I think that is that because I / read / on the front page of the Daily Express ... right? / Right. / yesterday's front page of the Daily Express / yeah / and I thought / this was / more / self-explanatory headline / I don't think I need / the answer ... the answer is in the headline / clues in the question? Go on. / 「どうでもいい話」というよりは、見出しとしてダメというか、語るに落ちるというか。出オチというか。/ 質問にヒントが入ってるんだね。言ってよ。/ Why at 64 I'm ready to stop touring / 「私が 64 歳でツアーをやめようと思ったのはなぜか」 / I would / answer / surely / ... 64 歳だからでしょ？ / you / just / ready to stop touring / 64. That's / o__ use of / front page / 64 / you can't work after 64, that's OK. / ほかに理由なんていらないよ。64 歳になったらリタイアしていいんだよ。 / Hey. / Hey. / hey, old people / good point / you / that is probably / just below the average age of the listeners / 64 / we coud upset / この番組のリスナーの平均年齢は 65 歳だ。今の発言が気に障ったリスナーが数人いるはずだ。/ you don't want to / silver army / upset / 老人軍団を怒らせると怖いぞ。 / silver army, do we? ... So, I'm not saying that, uh ... / 64 / hey, there's a lot you can do. / Yeah? / __, ... you know / いや、64 は老いぼれだから何もできないというのではありません。64 でもできることはいっぱいある。えーと ... / do / uh / nothing off the top of my head. Nothing off the top of my head / maybe / 64 / see / running / when I see / I don't think / I think my point stands / at 64 / ready to stop touring. / We all know / exhausting / I think the answer is in there. You are 64. That's why / I don't wanna / that'll be enouogh / 十分だよ、オリビア。 / I think it's all there

close the door / Robert D__ / would you mind / now / call me __, am I trouble? / No. I tend to do what / Lloyd Langford Little Lloyd Langford / I call Chris Corcoran Chris Korky Corcoran sometimes / Robert D__ / syllable in there / syllable / I like it / I don't know what it is / I think / Yeah. OK. / Yeah. / do you mind / Rhodrick / but that's not my name / Yeah, that's true / that's / key difference / Your name is R__ D__. Um ... anyway, / you / mastermind / don't you? / celebrity mastermind / do you? / quiz / comfy chair / Oh, I didn't do it. / Oh. / off __ __, I think. / Yeah, I ... / I passed. / very good / very good / Yeah, yeah / I think / I don't know / I just ... I just / that joke / good joke / very good. Thank you, Robert. ... Anyway, look, it ... it is, uh ... __ __ __ __ end of the sentence / what ... what should my __ __ subject be? 'Cause I'd like to / you, though / you do love a quiz. / I'd love a quiz / you love general knowledge / you love trivia / Yeah. / You are triviatastic. / I'm, / if it's not worth knowing, I know it. / 誰もがどうでもいいと思うあらゆる知識を、ボクは持ってるんだ。/ Yeah. / maybe / what about / today / people / ask you / questions / not / too / hard / OK. Here's today's feature / ask / easy question / medium, maiden. You know, / not / what's my mom's maiden / 「ボクの母の旧姓は何でしょう？」なんてのはやめてね。もちろん、ボクの ... 自分の母親の旧姓は知ってるけど。/ not ungettable ones / it's Roberts / Yeah? Is it? / Robert Roberts if your mom / sort / named after / his name's Hugh. / ... Hang on a minute. Now, uh ... / what / from that? / それにどう返せって？ / yeah, nothing / 返しようがないね。ごめん。 / Hugh / Robert / all right. OK. ... Anyway, so, that's today's feature so far / ask / this is genuine. We are not just making / he does love / I love / espe ... especially, uh, pop __ __, don't you? / pop culture / James Bond, Harry Potter / that stuff / see, I am the opposite / Lord of Rings / I know nothing about pop culture.

Hey, we've got a question for you, R__ / Hit me. / This is from K__ G__ / Mr. or Mrs. / know / brother / brother / this is, yeah / or sister / we don't know / or father / in / in / Magna C__ was signed. / Yeah. / そうだね。/ got / all / Yeah. / そうだね。 / Kennedy / memorial / Yeah. / そうだね。 / different / Yeah. / そうだね。 / Go on. Sorry, sorry. / ask / not / I'm not sure / this / pop / これはポップ・カルチャーに関するクイズと言えるのかな。 / which country / most pi__ nuts? / ピスタチオ生産量世界一の国は？ / this came up in a pub quiz for me the other week, and this stumped us all. / OK. / Which country ... / no / Hang on. My guess is, uh, is, uh, is, uh ... Iraq or Iran, somewhere in the war-torn middle east. / イランかな。 / Really? / Yeah / lot / Do we? / Yeah. / I genuinely didn't know that. / Yeah. ... I'm probably completely wrong / funny / nuclear ambitions / make / all the headlines / そうなの？ すげえ。核開発とかどうでもいい。/ nothing / whereas the p__ / surely / sanctioned. / / peal off / own / peanuts / アメリカはピスタチオを禁輸にすべきなんだよ。「我々にはイランのピスタチオなど必要ない。我々にはピーナツがある。」 / many / do / one / Americans would have, uh, / Americans / probably / others / involved / including ourselves / Welsh / I'm gonna say some__ / probably / trick question / I don't know the answer anyway / probably / Sweden / or maybe / It's Iran / we've just heard / confirmation from the production team / I got it ! / from Cardiff / around / credential / talk about __ __ __ __ / Check it. / Ask Robert question. See if you can stump him / go / did / peanuts / Oh, thank goodness. / it's Radio Wales, mate. It's lunch time. / ウェールズのランチタイムだからピーナツで上等だ。 / Peanuts are fine. ... Uh ... Now then / question / Do moles / flood / 洪水が起こったらモグラは溺れ死ぬか？ / ... hey, take your time. / So, this is yes or no? / you don't need to answer to anyone just yet / surface of __ massive front paws / do they? / I don't know / guess / bear in mind / a bit of a guru / all things / you know the answer / everything / you don't need to jump in with an answer / some way / surely they would have some kind of / know / system in place / digging / Britain for a long time / here's the question for you: When was the first / when / never official / there would / would there? / Yeah. Amongst moles. ... Of course they would know that.

Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

In this posh, flashy studio / BBC / new BBC / London / standup comedian / nice / good / Thanks. / Yeah. It's all right, innit? / tell you some great stories. / Go on, then. / Uh ... yeah, I think __ one or two / think one in a minute / enough / you are / evening with / R__ D__ / questions for you / if / help / hit me / really good / got / a lot of people / realy / bump-start / see these questions coming up / bump-start / OK / bump start / bump start / this / gonna be / interrogational equivalent of / jump / absolutely / I was tempted to / which / duller / I went for a couple of runs / how far / go? / the farthest / ever got / three miles / yesterday / yesterday / probably farther than / three miles / half / eight miles / it was farther than that. / ... I didn't know / 11 miles / It was farther than that. / No way. Get off. / 16.39 miles. / All __ the same day? / yeah, that's right, in one / no / since October / in one session / I'm training / London Marathon in April. / ロンドン・マラソンに向けてトレーニング中なんだ。/ I'm supposed / in September / I've done nothing. / Well, that's a few months away / just / keep / apparently / only engaged / this week / K__ / I know nothing about it / cancer charity / up and down / I need to do something. / Well ... / I need help. ... What am I gonna do? / me / practice / I've got a bad back. I've got a stomach problem / chair so much / genuine got / do you good. / I've got / I don't know. Excercise? / for 20 years / not quite true / I did go / about / four runs I went on / the maximum I / built up to / over the four runs I went on / probably / eight / ten minute / three miles / that's not bad at all. / But / do you know what I found? I put / iPad on ... uh ... / mp3 player, you know / available / variety of different music players are available / put it on __ shuffle / basically / you tend to follow / little / a little bit / slowing down / upbeat numbers comes on / you find yourself speeding up / chasing the ... you know, pace of the music / well / this / this is / song / I hate / always / every Christmas we argue 'cause I / worst Christmas / it is his favorite one and he loves it. We argue about it / I found / for jogging / suits my / it picks me up / something about / beat of it / sound of it / also / incredibly cool tune / all I want for Christmas / M__ C__ / hate / I wouldn't ... I don't play it on radio / my pace picks up / All I want / which really hit the spot / come on, join again / what's that? / what is that / like kids' TV show I don't know / Toy Story II / other song / Toy Story II / when somebody love me, everything / don't make / I can't sing / don't make me cry / よせ。泣けてくるじゃないか。 / ask you a question / Hit me. / go / start you up / so much / pop culture, to be honest / just / I can help / you / mention the Moomins earlier / Yeah. / perhaps you could help me with / non-show-related problem / show / busy right now / yeah, go on / doing / stuff related / taking up our time / I'm a student / Good luck. / OK. / that's it. Yeah. / what should I do? / I'm a student. And I've fallen for a S__ woman, who is nearly ten years older than me. What would your advice be? / that's exciting enough / of course it depends on how old you are, R__. / percentage / that could be as much / this, um, uh ... it fully depends on whether this S__ woman knows you exist. / who is / S__ woman / if she / knows who you are / great. Good luck to you both. If not / dragon tatoo / she sounds / a bit of a loose canon to me / she doesn't improve / in S__ / just / I used to / tour around, uh, Sweden and F__ every year / 昔はスウェーデンとフィンランドを毎年ツアーしたものさ。 / banned? / それから出入り禁止になったと。/ No. / wasn't / I was working / スカンジナビア女巡り？ / quite / used to do / tour / women / just there when I got there / 女巡りをしたわけじゃないよ。行ったらそこに女がいただけだよ。 / something / if / fallen for a woman / older than / well / think / find someone of your own age / have / from S__ woman ten years older than me / fallen / quite romantic / Valentine Day coming up / don't dirty this / quote / of women / not quite / worse / quite romantic / Valentine's Day / my advice would be to do / not on Valentine's Day / awful commercial stinking enterprise, that is / バレンタインデーは避けろ。バレンタインデーは企業の卑しいコマーシャリズムのかたまりだからな。/ the day after / do / 15 / go / give / next day / そうそう。その翌日にしたらいい。/ book / favorite / romantic / next / just shun all the commercialism / stick / advice / another one here / rugby / town / later / rather than in Paris / game / Paris / town / I don't drink often / huh huh / heart burn / pain / possibly / I don't know whether I should / BBC / to dispensing medical advice / any / further than / I / stomach problem / and I ... there is a wonder cure / I take a certain medicine / don't / available over the counter / speak to / doctor / before / take / go to your doctor / ask / Rhod Gilbert Miracle Stomach Drug. And / sort / spicy food, drinking / heart burn / there is something out there / that is wonderful / I can't ... I can't / give / have / look at me / qualified / blue top on / before / good / come / get / after, kind / whiskey / glass of milk / before you have a drink / generally / of / course / should be / don't try / at home / I was joking / what we / drink responsibly / with the intention of / don't / as / two pints of milk beforehand / two pints of milk / rush / I take ... oh, hang on / nearly said it / おっと、口を滑らすとこだった。 / almost / caught / used to have a stomach problem / marvelous / I used to / was massive / you were fat / yeah. I was big / that before / I knew. This /

Here's an interesting / probably geeky, but definitely / bit of trivia / Hit me. / from / take / at the moment / at some point, I probably will / 今のところ、おまえが言う「かかってこい」を比喩的に受け取っているけどな、そのうち文字通りに受け取らないとも限らない。/ myself / R__ from N__ says, " / interesting / geeky / what / answer / in / question / what / Moldova / Saudi Arabia / common / flags / モルドバ、パラグアイ、サウジアラビア ... これらの国旗の間で共通していることは？ ... って、３つとも旗だよな。/ specific / circle / a little world in there / tree / something / red / got redness / gonna be / flags / M__ / P__ / Saudi Ara(bia) / of / mate / do / you / other / something / writing / no / tree on them / they're triangles / what do you mean by that / know / this is my answer / other / not / that / in / head / half / think / even you don't what you mean / who / what / either / just tell me / different in each / every / mirror / front / back / what / blank on the back? / well / just / they are the same on the front and back / flags / don't / not white on the back, is it? / OK / walk over there / walk / flap / flapping / suddenly changes / usually / one direction / do / wind / spin round and round / No. ... no, unless / middle / twister / ... Well, anyway / ok / two sides / listeners / shameful flag-based

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